Frequently Asked Questions

Schnitzcoin is the antithesis to Bitcoin, the paradox to Dogecoin and the bizzarro world to Ethereum. It doesn’t reside in some whimsical cloud but is a cold, hard, physical coin. You might say the “Real McCoin”!

We suppose like crypto-currencies, the value is whatever any sucker, we mean investor, is willing to pay for it. You decide its value! Whether you decide it’s priceless or that it should be chucked with yesterday’s dirty diapers, that’s entirely up to you. You are master of its destiny!

Schnitzcoin is a “crypt-currency”. As an actual physical coin, it can be easily placed in any casket, urn or sarcophagus of your choice. Who says you can’t take it with you? 

Schnitzcoin supports all of those ESG thingies:

Environmental: Schnitzcoins features “natural” disasters such as a comet plummeting to earth and a volcano erupting, thus evidencing Schnitzcoin’s commitment to nature. 

And when it comes to climate change, Schnitzcoin is against it. We like when the climate is warm and sunny and against when the climate changes to cold and snowy.  

Social: We encourage you to enjoy Schnitzcoin with family and friends. Consider throwing a Schnitzcoin party! It’s the perfect gift for birthdays, retirements, gender reveals, and those last-minute game nights. 

Governance: Schnitzcoin believes in personal freedom but also understands why we have traffic signals. We need to have something to preserve order.

As physical coin, Schnitzcoin can be securely attached to any porous or non-porous surface with the bonding glue of your choice. Just try that with Bitcoin!

But to be safe, we recommend that you store your Schnitzcoin in a theft-resistant location such as a vault, safety deposit box or underwear drawer.

You can spin it on a table, do a heads/tails sports coin toss or do that cool, coin-flip trick like in the 1930s gangster movies. Amaze your friends!

We believe that investing is a serious business and should only be done when sober and in complete possession of one’s faculties. However, if you must imbibe while trading, we suggest you consider having a “designated investor”.