Schnitzcoin, the world's finest Anti-Crypto Collectable coin
Satirical novelty coin
Schnitzcoin, the world's finest Anti-Crypto Collectable coin
Schnitzcoin, the world's finest Anti-Crypto Collectable coin
Schnitzcoin, the world's finest Anti-Crypto Collectable coin
As a Schnitzcoin owner, you'll be on the cutting edge of the next phase in the alternative currency revolution -- NOSTALGIA!
With Schnitzcoin you can say “boo” to blockchain, “ha” to hot wallets and “no” to NFTs. You disrupt the disrupters!
Schnitzcoin is a novelty coin and a satirical statement on the dangers of crypto-currency investing.
A real coin with a front and an back. Made in the USA!
Own it, Trade it, Sit On It !
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Schnitzcoin is the antithesis to Bitcoin, the paradox to Dogecoin and the bizzarro world to Ethereum. It doesn’t reside in some whimsical cloud but is a cold, hard, physical coin. You might say the “Real McCoin”!
We suppose like crypto-currencies, the value is whatever any sucker, we mean investor, is willing to pay for it. You decide its value! Whether you decide it’s priceless or that
it should be chucked with yesterday’s dirty diapers, that’s entirely up to you. You are master of its destiny!
Schnitzcoin is a “crypt-currency”. As an actual physical coin, it can be easily placed in any casket, urn or sarcophagus of your choice. Who says you can’t take it with you?
Rebel against Bitcoin by showing off your Schnitzcoin.
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